Chef's Food

How to make Pizza Crackers

Take any cracker other than Ritz (DO NOT USE RITZ) Then take shredded cheese (cheddar, moz., etc.) Then small pepperoni on the cheese. Put in microwave for 20 seconds or more depending on the microwave. Then ENJOY! Go to the Top Ten page for our top ten foods

How to make Pepper Scallops

Buy some scallops at your local Wal-Mart then take pepper logs and stuff them into the scallop. Then cook in oven for 1hr. until it has a brown, golden outline. Then shimmer in maranara sauce for 3hrs. Heat up in microwave for 30mins. Then ENJOY!

How to make M Berry Soup

First get some Miracle Berries then juice them into a nice, soupy consistency. Then heat in microwave for 5min. then put chunks of banana in it so It won't taste bland. Then put some cabbage in the soup but make sure the cabbage is sliced into small little squares. Then ENJOY!

How to make Yu Hun Sushi

Buy some Yu Hun Sushi, then heat it up for 49sec. in microwave. Then ENJOY!

How to make Duck Roast

Get fresh duck then get slow cooker fill half way with A1 and cook for 5 hrs and when you get home.
Then ENJOY!

NEW!!! ROMAN DELIGHT

First get Roman Noodles, then follow the instructions on the box but, instead of putting in water you put in Wine, Vanilla extract, Then ENJOY

NEW!!! BOSS NOODLES

Buy noodles, dump them all in your mouth, then pour in hot water, Then add some flavouring, Then HUUEEEAHHH!!! enjoy....